28 March 2010 - Sunday

JOKES

1) Have you seen a elephant sitting in a tiny box?

2) Have you seen a tiger sitting on a branch? It almost looked like the tiger.

3) Have you seen a giraffe sitting in a nest?

4) Have you seen a rhino sitting on the moon?

5) Have you seen a hippopotamus sitting in a house full of water?

#1) One day a bird was sitting on a tree. The bird was saying "I feel like singing." It was a koel (a bird.)The koel sang sweetly. Then the elephant came and trumpet on the roof, then the elephant had a new born calf. The new born calf said "na na na na." Again the koel sang happily and went away. The elephant said ooo golden bird give me some water to drink. The tiger said I want to get my tail cleaned. A man had a dress like a tiger, the man wore the tiger dress. He said I look perfect like a tiger.

Ooh! something is not right, my buttons and zip is not fit. Ooh! I made a mistake, that old man said. He was all very cold, he wanted to eat some fish, but fish was not available. My father came and my mother came and my brother came and my sister came and my grandfather came and my grandmother came and my chacha, chachi (uncle, auntie) came. They all said I don't have any food, I don't have any food. My mother said we have carrots and tomatoes. My brother said we have carrots and brinjals, my sister said we have lots of good tomatoes and there were no beautiful sunflowers.

The sunflowers were very old and sick. The roses were shinny and bright, the jasmines were pretty. My father loved beautiful lotuses. The lotuses were almost blooming and the lotuses were pink and white. My father loved red and cherry roses.

#2) One day a old man was sitting on a tree. Then the man was very tired. The man fell asleep quickly after the rain came. Nothing happened again. A elephant ran to uncle. Uncle was very afraid. The uncle ran away in fear on his dirty spear. His spear was like a cow. His face was like a jazzy man.