24 June 2010 - Thursday

Three years ago there was a girl named "Marsella." Marsella was a girl who lived in the village with her grandparents and her mother and her father, chacha, chachi and baby brother and baby girl. The baby girl started to cry because she was hungry and she wanted to eat some fruits. The fruits were not tasty. The fruits actually had nuts and it was squishy too with red ants and black ants coming out.

23 June 2010 - Wednesday

Five years ago there was two kids in the Agrosim's village. His village was not cleaned up. His village was not cleaned up. His village was crazy but the people were okay. The village had some frogs and some giraffes and elephants and calves of the elephants. Then there were worried about their daughter the princess and the king and a cat. The cat's name was Sarafina, the princess's name Analeese. Analeese had some demons coming into Coimbatore station so Analeese had to tell price Ayodhyamann that we have to go to the station to buy some fruits, red apples, red chillies.

love....Maia Kutty

22nd June 2010 - Tuesday

Sometime ago there was a girl who lived in Agroval's village. His village was not clean. People had littered things they did not want. They threw plastic bottles and cans. Those cans are very sticky. There was a small button which people pressed. They pressed the button hard. The button was loose and about to fall. It was not strong enough for people to break it. They had a small puppy who was in Agroval's village. His village was now tidy and they were about to have a party. Then Agroval's name was "Chandrasekhan" he saw some more garbage lying on the party floors. The floors again needed to be cleaned again, so they had to cancel the party. Chandrashekhan now was a kind king, he said sorry to the people. The people said that it's okay. Then they had a wedding anniversary. Chandrashekhan had to marry his wife. His wife was so glittered. I like parties, parties are fun, she giggled to Chandrashekhan. Chandrashekhan was happy. He was happy also, then wife name was "Mahabaipur."

21 June 2010 - Monday

Some days ago there was a man in a village going to the train station. The train station was too far for that old man. Old man was tired, he did not want to miss his train but he missed his train. It was too late, then one madam told the train driver, stop!stop! I remember one uncle " Rajabhaiya Andhramaj" who lives in a kutti called "Angroville." Angroville was a kutti center where there were flowers blooming and beautiful spiders coming out of the flowers and pretty honeybees and beautiful houses with colour paints. The colour paints were actually poisonous but the people would get flowers from the market and put them on the roofs and fans and can put them on the door on the picture too. They can stick tape and do anything.

10 June 2010 - Thursday

#1) One day a man called chief warden, he brought his two sons along with him. His sons were very naughty. Chief warden's sons used to go to play with their friends, they were new friends. The news friends names are Sreenithibala and Kumakarla, Jeevan, Zeebala, Dirumathi and Thirumunrti and Deewana, Chitramota, Chaavindra, Srikittybala, Navooshna, Srebatanala Tuka. Then all the friends names are written in English.

English is the best language for all the children to learn. Tamil, Malayalam, Kannada and Hindi, Marathi all these 5 numbers should not be corrected. Only one language is correct, only English is the best language for all the children, and all the teachers, all the father and mothers, all the people should know English. Not Tamil, Tamil, Tamil and Malayalam, Malayalam.

#2) Some days ago, there were 3 people in one car who were driving very fast. Those people were very smart. They were not English speaking people. All the people should speak English. English is the best, best language. Hindi and English the best. No other child, father, mother, grandfather, grandmother, chacha, chachi, dadu, dadi, everybody should know English. Not even a single bit.

#3) Brinjal paratha:

You need oil, some brinjals (10), capsicum, some chillie, some pepper, some sugar, some water. Cut them neatly, you should not cut off your finger. You should cut it neatly and put it in your kadai. You need a very sharp knife to cut them neatly and you need a recipe book for that.

Onion paratha:

You need onions, oil, red chillies and green chillies, some pepper, some salt some haldi powder and some onions, at least 20 onions you need. You need carrot tomato, cucumber, bitter gourd, radish. You have to finish one bottle of oil. Stir it nicely with some masala and stir it as fast as you can.

7 June 2010 - Monday

#1) One day there was a man sitting on a cow. That cow was in really bad pain. He felt sad because his cow was very bad. His name was "Chachuralla." Chachuralla was a friend of "G.Gopala." G. Gopala was the King of India." India is a country where people sleep, they are tired, they sleep for one hour, then they sleep for hundred hours. The the cow started to run. Then one man called "Ramuchacha" fell asleep.

#2) One day one man had no food. He decided to tell mum, lets buy onions from the store and lets make onion paratha. Onion paratha is my favourite said the uncle. The uncle was very tired, and he wanted to sit at home. Mum said no "shut-up" you come with me or else I will beat you. then that uncle said to mom, don't shout, I have a gift for you. That gift I will not tell you, I will just tell "Tamil Chelven." The auntie asked uncle who is that "Tamil Chelven?"

3 June 2010 - Thursday

There was Venus and her leaders. Her leaders were keeping a eye on the trees and cars and all the animals and buckets. Then the mountain said you cannot fly away, the mountain said soldiers you cannot go away. So the soldiers said yes, we will listen to you and go in a line. Venus can fly, the soldiers can fly but Venus said silly mountain you cannot fly in the sky like a bird, only we can fly.

2 June 2010 - Wednesday

#1) One day there was a girl, that girl was in a sari, that sari was in pink colour. That colour can disappear easily. So her mother said you must not call your daddy, don't speak to your daddy. On Tuesday you will have a holiday and it will be Diwali time, diwali is fun. There will be a new teacher in your class. Don't miss me, I will come back tomorrow.

#2) One day there was a elephant sitting with a ostrich. They were 2 talking friends. The 2 talking friends, the elephant Buntoo was sleeping and the ostrich said let me lay 8 eggs. The other ostrich already laid her eggs. Then she did her su..su and poo..pooo.The she said the elephant will wake up at 4pm, then I should go to my house and lay some more eggs and do su...su.. and poo...pooo. But then the mother ostrich called out to daddy ostrich. Daddy ostrich said yes we should go for a party. Wake brother, baby and sister baby and brother and sister. Then mother said let me put eyeliner on baby sister, also on baby brother. Then daddy put on baby's favourite pink dress. Then mother told daddy ostrich to put on her white necklace as it matches her shoes.

1 June 2010 - Tuesday

#1) One day there was a blue colour fish. That blue colour fish had its parents and they went to the shop at Gandhipuram. Mama and brother blue fish said daddy blue fish you should get rid of your "veshti" now. Then brother blue fish said you should get a watch for mother and father. Then you should buy one more thing, it is called a pressure cooker, but be careful of one guarding monster. The brother blue fish said okay mother and father. Then mother and father thought of a good plan. The plan was, mother blue fish said to daddy blue fish, I want to get married so I could get a baby brother and a baby girl, so I can be free next month when they are 9 years old, but daddy blue fish said that you can only get married in June.

#2) One day there was a father elephant and a mother elephant and a baby elephant. The mother elephant said that we should get a dog. But daddy elephant it is not possible to get a elephant dog. Then the mother elephant said we should get a elephant dog and a elephant cat. Then daddy elephant said what a great idea, I am really so sorry to tell you this, lets get a elephant pet dog.

#3) One day there was a giant crocodile in the pond. That giant crocodile was sleeping. The crocodile was fast asleep. The mama crocodile said wake up daddy crocodile, its time for us to leave for the party and mama elephant told daddy elephant to wake up brother elephant and sister elephant and baby elephant. Give them a shiny bath, brother and sister will take their own bath. But mama crocodile said you must give baby crocodile a shiny bath and put on her red and black and pink dress. She wanted to put on the pink dress and give her red dress to her best friend "Marliea."