13 May 2012 - Sunday


title: the pussycat

once upon a time in a home in san diego there was a couple living

in a big bungalow. they were very rich german americans. they had

a pussycat named the "farting cat." then the couple gave the farting cat some

work to do. the husband said, mr. pussycat, please don't

fart in the house. i didn't mean to name you the farting

cat, but i had no other name but this farting cat came

up to my mind, so i named you the farting cat. you better

catch a rat okay and eat it as your dinner tonight.

my wife and i are off to the mall. you better take charge

of the house. if you don't take charge i'll send you out of 

the house, and you can fart there and let all the farting

smell go into all the houses. then the pussycat said

no master, i want to stay in this house. so what the

husband did is, he turned around facing the kitchen and

put some horns on his head and bashed the pussycat

out of the window. and then that pussycat just stayed

outside and the husband and wife stayed happily ever

after.

the end.

--maia kumar