28 May 2010 - Friday

One day one bird saw chocoberries , the chocoberries she wanted to try, but she could not try because her parents would scold her. Chocoberry aunty said you cannot eat anything, shut up. She said i am so sorry, I did not mean to say that word. Chocoberry aunty said you can go anywhere, but tell your mother. You can go to Ranthambhore national park, you can go anywhere, but be careful of the tigers.

21 May 2010 - Friday (Stories narrated in Yercaud, at our friends home "saanidhiya.")

1) One day there was a man in a village, he had no food, no money, no jewelry, but he said "I am really hungry, shall i kill down a crow?" Let me take a sword and kill it. Then he killed that daddy crow and took it to his family and said "now on you should kill down all the crows and parrots."

2) One day a man said that I need food, I need food. Then his head let me pluck red chillies, but I don't have water. The water was cold. The water was not filtered. Then one man came and said do you want many bottles, he said yes, his name was "Yashodanal." Yashodanal was a kind poor man, but no parents, he had to kill down crows and he died some days ago.

20 May 2010 - Thursday

1) One day a man was eating Gulmohar flowers. That man, he loved the Gulmohar flowers, he said let me pluck more and eat. He had a stomach pain while he ate it. Then he went to the toilet, the toilet was dirty.

2) One day there was a man eating ice cream. He ate mango ice-cream. He said to himself, I just love it a lot. I just don't feel like stopping. I don't feel like eating anything, just mango ice cream. Mango ice cream is my favourite flavour it has chocobar with "quaelo" it is a flavour, that many people like.

3) One day there was a giraffe in the zoo. The shopkeeper brought apples and cherries. The cherry man brought orange cherries, but the 2nd man didn't bring apples. The apples were rotten so he didn't bring them. The giraffe loved the organge cherries. The orange cherries were very tasty. The shop keeper said let me go to the zoo and check if apples are there. Then apples were not there, the people said you need to bring any kind of fruits which the giraffes like. They like apples, cherries, tomatoes, onions, capsicums, cucumber, mangoes, pineapples, papayas, musk melons and watermelons.

4) One day there was a lion sleeping under a shady tree. The tree was full of apples. He said let me pluck one apple and throw it on the deers body. The deer didn't like it, so the lion decided that you should not pluck apples said the lion. The lion didn't hear, so the mummy lion said, come on dad we should go to the store. We must go to the apple store. The apple store had no more fruits. The fruits had disappeared after then, the mother lion said what a shame we did not come early, because of you.

5) The mummy lion was telling the daddy lion that you must wear your "veshti" (in the tamil language spoken in the state of Tamil Nadu in South India) worn by men (quote: It is a rectangular piece of unstitched cloth, usually around 7 yards long, wrapped around the waist and the legs, and knotted at the waist. unquote) The mother lion said, the daddy lion said why mummy, you cannot speak properly. Then the mother lion had 9 cubs in her stomach. The mother said, I will keep my babies inside my stomach and I will go for the party. The party was crowded, but we cannot go for the party said daddy. The daddy said it is too late to go for the party, we didn't listen, because of you crazy mother. Then the mother was dead, then the father cried...wee...wee...weee

18 May 2010 - Tuesday

1) There are many wildebeests and three lions going to catch 5 wildebeests. The first one is not catching a wildebeest, the third one is catching the wildebeest. Then there was a brown colour snake, then there were 300 tigers, 2 elephants, 2 giraffes, 395 rhinos and 95 hippopotamuses.

2) One day there were 300 and 500 butterflies eating 9 dinosaurs. The dinosaur went away, and said I don't like this forest, I should go away to another forest and find some food. Then the dinosaur mummy told him that you must draw a picture.

There was a man eating ice-cream, the man said what are you silly dinosaur doing here? I can defeat people. Then the dinosaur said try to defeat me, then he pushed the dinosaur's leg and he said ouch.

3) One day there were many elephants in the garden. The garden was full of elephants. The elephant sanctuary was a bad place for people, it was hot, it was raining some days ago, some people died, some people didn't die, some people went to the ice-cream shop and got three ice-creams for one family and 9000 ice-creams for one uncle.

4) One day there was a flower dancing and the flower became a potato. Many flowers become into any kind of fruit or vegetable and people buy them and wash them with creamy oil. The oil is very bad so people take a bunch of grapes and rinse it....the words are abra-ca-dabra magical box open fast. The magical box opened in 3 hours and the magical box became old.

12 May 2010 - Wednesday

1) There is a old movie in Mumbai, India. There are many actors and actresses. The actors names are:

1) shahid kapoor

2) saif ali khan

3) sharukh khan

4) Akshay

5) Abhishek

6) John

7) Ranbir Kapoor

1) Priyanka Chopra

2) Aishwarya

3) Rani

4) Kajol

5) Deepika

6) Priti Zinta

7) Shilpa Shetty

8) Shamita Shetty

2) Japan is a very cool place for people to rest and sleep. there is no ordinary child who has come to Japan. they say this girl is new from India, that girl's name was Ardra (her classmate in Upper Kg) she lived in India in flutter field where butterflies lived. butterflies were very kind to the people and fairy god mother. there were many fairy god mothers in India and America there two only.

3) Advertisement of U.C.Berkeley: my dad used to live there, rat uncle, girish uncle, dg uncle, my mother sunali kumar, Shobz aunty kumar, my brother.

U.C. Berkeley was a good place for people to work over there.People used to buy roses, other kinds of flowers like Jasmine, mogra, tuberose, sunflowers, marigold, lotus, Lilly. Many people used to like Chennai.

8 May 2010 - Saturday

1) These flowers are very bad, there are so many poisonous flowers in the garden with lotuses. There are too many flowers and they have to be made into medicines. People should pluck the medicine. Annual flowers at the pain garden gmail.com. There are too many flowers in the Regin garden with annual flowers. The doctor makes medicine from the cherry flowers.

2) Today there were many animals in the garden. The garden was full of beautiful currant flowers which can destroy animals to death. The father fox ran and brought the elephant down to death. After what happened about the killing, some people took it to a place where are cut from China@center.com 4388298.

3) There are many eagles and vultures in Africa and U.C. Berkeley. U.C. Berkeley was a nice place for people to sleep, but few things happened. An eagle was in danger in U.C. Berkeley. U.C. Berkeley was a nice place, but people died there in two months. People had to get rid of the camels in U.C. Berkeley 348.

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