28th December 2010 - Tuesday

#1) One day there was a boy named Rohit. His parents were lonely.
His grandfather named Rahul. Rohit's grandfather was in a
shop named Mulukutti. Mulukutti was a very disgusting store.
Then Rahul went to the store. Rahul's wife's name was
Nikita. Nikita had at least 3 children. One was named
Nivita, the 2nd one's name was Srijan and the 3rd one's
name was Soorjan.


#2) One day a boy named Sriram, his brother's name
was Adit. Adit was a French boy. His parents were dead,
so he went to his grandma's house. His grandmother
took very good care of him. Adit's mother was not
dead, so Adit felt very, very happy. Then all of
them lived happily ever after.

Adit's cousin came. Her name was Manjupriya. Manjupriya
was a stubborn girl. She loved to play, but she
did not like her parents. Her parents also did
not like her. Manjupriya's grandfather was in a
village called Mettupalayamroda. Manjupriya's
cousin was so upset because her parents also
did not like her. That is why you must not be
greedy.


#3) One day a boy named Ramu, his parents were
lonely. One day he went to a village called
Mattutala. Mattutala was a cold place like
Ooty. Ooty is more cold than Mettupalayam.
Mettupalayam is on the eastern ghats.

28th December 2010 - Tuesday

#1) One day there was a boy named Rohit. His parents were lonely.
His grandfather named Rahul. Rohit's grandfather was in a
shop named Mulukutti. Mulukutti was a very disgusting store.
Then Rahul went to the store. Rahul's wife's name was
Nikita. Nikita had at least 3 children. One was named
Nivita, the 2nd one's name was Srijan and the 3rd one's
name was Soorjan.


#2) One day a boy named Sriram, his brother's name
was Adit. Adit was a French boy. His parents were dead,
so he went to his grandma's house. His grandmother
took very good care of him. Adit's mother was not
dead, so Adit felt very, very happy. Then all of
them lived happily ever after.

Adit's cousin came. Her name was Manjupriya. Manjupriya
was a stubborn girl. She loved to play, but she
did not like her parents. Her parents also did
not like her. Manjupriya's grandfather was in a
village called Mettupalayamroda. Manjupriya's
cousin was so upset because her parents also
did not like her. That is why you must not be
greedy.


#3) One day a boy named Ramu, his parents were
lonely. One day he went to a village called
Mattutala. Mattutala was a cold place like
Ooty. Ooty is more cold than Mettupalayam.
Mettupalayam is on the eastern ghats.

28th December 2010 - Tuesday

#1) One day there was a boy named Rohit. His parents were lonely.
His grandfather named Rahul. Rohit's grandfather was in a
shop named Mulukutti. Mulukutti was a very disgusting store.
Then Rahul went to the store. Rahul's wife's name was
Nikita. Nikita had at least 3 children. One was named
Nivita, the 2nd one's name was Srijan and the 3rd one's
name was Soorjan.


#2) One day a boy named Sriram, his brother's name
was Adit. Adit was a French boy. His parents were dead,
so he went to his grandma's house. His grandmother
took very good care of him. Adit's mother was not
dead, so Adit felt very, very happy. Then all of
them lived happily ever after.

Adit's cousin came. Her name was Manjupriya. Manjupriya
was a stubborn girl. She loved to play, but she
did not like her parents. Her parents also did
not like her. Manjupriya's grandfather was in a
village called Mettupalayamroda. Manjupriya's
cousin was so upset because her parents also
did not like her. That is why you must not be
greedy.


#3) One day a boy named Ramu, his parents were
lonely. One day he went to a village called
Mattutala. Mattutala was a cold place like
Ooty. Ooty is more cold than Mettupalayam.
Mettupalayam is on the eastern ghats.

25 december 2010 - saturday (christmas day)

#1) One day Ramu was a poor man. His son was in the field planting
sugar cane. His son was in the field planting sugar cane. His son was
very sad that in two days his father told his son that under the soil
he has kept a metal pot of gold coins. His son looked everyday. Then he
did not find the metal pot. He was very sad.


#2) Ramu's wife was named Ashwinda. Ashwinda was a kind lady. She
provided Ramu's son everything he wanted. His father did not forget
about his son. His mother was so poor that Ramu's mother did not get
food or water. She was very old. Her age was 99. Ramu's mother's name
was Neema. Neema was a kind lady. She could not take care of herself.
Ramu's wife told ramu's son to go to the shop to buy 2 kgs of apples.


#3) Meena was a doctor who lived in a thick forest. Meena's husband was
working in head department. Meena's husband was 33 years old. Meena's
age was 33 years old. Meena's huband's name was Rohit. Meena and Rohit
got married on the 1st of January. Meena had a a girl named Serefina.
Serefina was a very sweet and loving child. Rohit went to the orphanage
in Mettupalayam. Meena's husband was lost in Chavadi's. Meena's guard
dog asked the dog, where is Rohit. Meena was so afraid that Rohit will
die. Suddenly a robber came into the government's office. The robber
was so strict. The robber spoke to the government so rudely. The
government did not like this. Meena's husband came back at 2.30pm.

13 November 2010 - saturday

One day piddu and midhu and there were 2 more friends who were named anastasia and dresella. dresella was a pretty girl in all her duty sums. she always thanked her parents, she always loved to dance and sing with joy. then ravi the swan was a little duck, he became into a beautiful swan. the swan was called ravi the king of joy. ravi was really angry with his sister. his sister got him a bat.

26th October 2010- Tuesday

#1) One day a girl was walking in a forest. that girl had no food to eat. she went all over the jungle to look for berries. They were yellow in colour. The berries were tasty. She took one home.

27th October 2010 -Wednesday

One day a boy who named sabrikala. sabrikala was a little tiny boy who was named sabrikala vegam batula. his mother's name was tulsia. tulsia lived in a pond. tulsia's father's name was jevreka. jevreka was a small dwarf man. his nickname was jevreka satra sola. satra, sola was a very poor man. the poor man was begging all day. in the mercury pond, there were lovely fish. there was a yellow colour fish, a red fish, a blue fish, an orange fish. those colours and each and every fish had black, white, yellow, red, green stripes. the stripes were lot more colourful.

24th October 2010 - (maia is 6 years and 7 months old)

#1) One day one boy's name was Kalakshetra. Kalakshetra was a tiny boy who lived in the kapulla village. kapulla village was a new village for all the senior citizens. Then as the day became pleasant, people were going for walks. People had accidents which made them sick. The people over there, they loved kalakshetra. The people over there, they teased kalakshetra. Kalakshetra was not happy on Monday evening because his father died. He cried and cried till he became 13 years old. Everyday he was crying. When he became 13 years old he stopped crying.

#2) Two days ago, there was one man who lived in the boutique. The boutique was filled with engineers. The people over there forced one poor man who had no food, no clothes. One engineer said shut up to the poor man.

#3) One day, a man who lived in a boutique who was named Leveretta. Leveretta suddenly became a dwarf. Leveretta he was studying in the boutique with his parents. His father was a chemical engineer. his father and his mother were so sad because the father was about to die. the father was very weak. the father decided not to go to Francae, Francae had colourful mountains.

10 September 2010 - Friday

#1) When i was born, there were dinosaurs. A girl named Sahana Kumar, her brother was named Rohit. Sahana and Rohit went in the snow to Australia and they found some winter butterflies coming from South America. Those South America butterflies were also called "Vehen." Vehen a butterfly came to a forest and got lost, so his brother Sohail came to pick him up.

2) One day a girl who sat on a park swing, her name was Vibuthi. Vibuthi was a small little girl who lived in town. Vibuthi loved her parents so much . Vibuthi loved Krishna as her lord. Vibuthi liked her uncle, her uncle always told her about Krishna. Krishna always loved seeing her grandmother. Her grandmother didn't live in town. Vibuthi loved her god, her god's name was "rain god." Rain god used to give her lots of chocolates. Vibuthi always told her parents about her sister Vibuthikrishna. Vibuthikrishna lived in a citizen's home. Her grandmother loved Vibuthi. Vibuthi was the best girl in town. Vibuthi loved her parents.

5 September 2010 - Sunday

#1) Seven days ago, there were two girls who lived in a village called Madukadai. Madukadai was a far away place, so two little girls planned to make a trip to Australia. Australia had dolphins, peacocks and other different kinds of birds in the nattral park. Two days ago, one peacock had disappeared because the farm over there had been in trouble. So all the peacocks and other kinds of birds rescued the peacock who was in jail. The other peacock who was in jail was so happy, so he thanked all the other peacocks and went home and told his parents about the story.

#2) One day a fox named "Dindoo karoo" had three children. And there was a boy who lived in a temple with his parents. Then they were being blessed by their god. Their god had three pieces of laddoos. The laddoos were tasty so the family took some laddoos with them and ate them. So they were being blessed and they were being given lots of food because they were poor people. The poorness will always be happy with food they will have.

#3) Seven days ago there were 5 monkeys sitting on a wall. The wall had 3 pictures and 3 guns. One took a gun, one took a ball. The ball had blue eyes, the gun had pink eyes. The gun was blue in colour, the ball was green in colour. The girl came to Ashirwad temple. The girl was blessed by Amritanandmai Jaganam. Amrita Amma blessed her and gave her lots of sweets.

15 August 20101 - Sunday

One day three monkeys had clips packets. The first one had tomato lays, second one had lays onion, third one had Spanish lays tomato. All the fathers came and told them, it is time to go to bed. Their beds were so comfortable. Their beds were colourful, their blankets were also colourful. But they were sleeping also. Their parents couldn't wake them up because they had to go to office. Their office was so ticklish, it had birds, animals, rats, scientists, lab, computer, lab people.

7 August 2010 - Saturday

1) Two days ago there was a crow, a owl and a parrot. The parrot had some green chillies and red chillies in her mouth. The father owl was taking some rodents for his family. Their family has two children. One was named Peelu and one was named Peelu. Their mother had a sms. The sms was saying there was a party at the "Drunkskrete road." Drunkskrete road, had a very nice road. There were two malls and the malls had a shop above the mall. It was a jewelry shop. Next to the jewelry shop, there was a man who could make tattoos for girls and boys.

2) One day there were two boys in the shop. They had only 50 rupees so they couldn't buy anything because they had just 50 rupees. 50 rupees was not enough for the money to give the uncles. The uncles had, 5 rupees only. They could only buy one eclair.

3) One day ago, there was a family. It was a lion family. The mother lioness had two children. The children were two babies. The babies were so sleepy. They fell asleep. They were travelling to their new city. Their new city had two friends of theirs. They wanted to meet them. They were so hungry. They had not carried any food. The food was cancelled, but they had some food in their bag.

4) One day ago, a man had kept the harp. The harp was yellow in colour. Usually its always blue in colour and green, mixed up together. It is always yellow in colour. It has 5 circles. Usually it is black and white. Usually it is black and white. Usually for wedding anniversary there are different in colours.

28 July 2010 - Wednesday

#1) Six years ago there were 5 little monkeys. One was named Jinnu, one was named Villu, third one's name was Naperi. Naperi was a good child. 4th one's name was Makanala, 5th one's name was "Tooee Kumar."Those 5 monkeys had only one parents. The mother's name was Nagarajan Jannapriya. The father's name was Adi. The sister monkey's name was Meenu. The brother monkey's name was Japanjul. Japanjul, was a very clever monkey.

#2) One day ago, there were two monkeys who were in the jewelry shop. One was a girl and one was a boy. The boy was a Prince. The prince's name was Gopalan Krishnan. Gopalan Krishnan had a wife called "Deepthi." Deepthi Nagarajan Vishnu. One day a boy lived in a village called T. Darun Kartik. T. D. K was born at 25 July. His birthday was just coming up, it was on 23rd July.

His mother felt sad for him, because he was not there. Because he was captured by a foolish robber. The foolish robber was a great singer. The robber always had jewelry in his bag full of gold coins. Those gold coins were precious for the poor people, but the robber didn't give the people the golden money. The golden money was delivered to a man's house. That man was rich. The man was always rich and he had a wife called Neemti. And after that when the mother was alive, they had a child named Nagarajan, Shreenidhi C. She was in 1st standard, A section but her friends were in 1st standard, B section. So Shreenidhi C was very failed. She could not go to 2nd standard.

19 July 2010 - Monday

Twenty-five years there were two small girls. One was named "Dhanajalakshmi," the second girl's name was "Vibhuthialama Vishnu Bathi." There were two friend parrots, one was named "Gimie" and one was named "Jillie." Jillie was used to his parents. His father's name was "Dashonam," the mother's name was "Prabha Mandala Veetha."The mother was cooking some nice paneer. (incomplete story.)

16 July 2010 - Friday

#1) Two days ago there were three monkeys jumping in the city called "bhagavad geeta swarupbin nae namah hai tasul tush." There were three monkeys, their names were talistush yeh nama hae, the second one's name was talisgudam prabh mandala karam, and the third one's name balishtush yae namah hae.Those three monkeys were so happy, because they were so excited to see their uncle called prabavandala kara. Prabavandala kara was a small little chapter.The chapter's name was talistush nam hae, baby johnson talistush yae namah hae. Talistush yae namah hae, is a very famous name in fabindia colony. Colonies have, precious laddoos which you can feel and you can smell.

Those three monkeys were so happy because they were having a new bag from uncle shattu. uncle shattu, those three monkeys liked him. He was a good art and craft teacher. Teachers always are teaching children very nice things out of paper, scissors, fevicol, glue, some jig jig bottle, some tap water and some glitter. We will use these things to do some art and craft. We will do some art and craft for a lady whose name is, talistushnae namah. Talistushnae namah krishna is the mother of the first monkey. The second monkey's mother's name is prabha mandala karam vishnu batti namah krishna venum.

#2) Five years ago, there were five elephants who lived in a forest called prabhamandalam karam vishnu andi batunum. Those five elephants lived for six years in that forest. Those six years they were living in that forest all the five elephants had two babies in their stomachs. In one elephant's stomach, there were two babies inside. Those five elephants, lived in a small cafeteria. Those five elephants were small. Those years ago there were five monkeys. One day there were two monkeys in a forest who lived down the lake. The lake was full of crocodiles, the crocodiles were angry so then the mother crocodile had many eggs. Was just coming out of the lake and just going to let the eggs come out.

10 July 2010 - Saturday

#1) Six days ago, there were 2 boys and one mother who was living in Chaudhri fields. Chaudhri fields was a calm and peaceful farm. Everybody was wanting to have a world cup place. But Argentina's kind was not wanting to have World Cup Soccer place here.

#2) Tomato bhajiya

You need some tomatoes and you need some gree chillies, cucumber, banana, salt and pepper and jeevan graces, rice raisins.

#3) Potato paneer

Two years ago, there were two boys who lived in a small village called Agrovalle. Agrovalle was a King. He decided to be a very nice chef, but his wife didn't allow him because he was a servant for his rest of his life. Then Agrovalle's wife was about to have a small baby. In the stomach there were 4 babies coming out. One was named Jalin, next one was named Fileenia, Fileenia was a small girl, Jalin was a boy. FAlin was a girl and Hadli Aila a girl.

8 July 2010 - Thursday

#1) Cucumber-Masala-Potato paratha

You need green chillies and some potatoes and cucumbers. Then you need some tomatoes and some cucumbers. The cucumbers should not be without the skin. The skin will always make the food tasty. You should add some salt and pepper. You should actually add some potatoes like at least 3 potatoes and when you are about to put the potatoes, you should add some salt on the potato skin. Then you will get nice taste. You will surely like it.

#2) Hen-Chicken

You need at least 3 hens everyday from the market. Everyday you should get at least 3, 3 hens a day. You will first have to wash each hen's body, then you should dry it up, then only people will like the hen chicken. You need to chop the head, the legs, the stomach, the nails you should throw away. You need some salt and mirchies and pepper. They will cook it in a pressure cooker. The pressure cooker will always be a special cooker to make hen chicken. Then it should whistle 3 to 4 times. Whoever is cooking it, needs to know the recipe.

6 July 2010 - Tuesday

Bitter Gourd Recipe

You need oil , huge pack of butter, 3 bitter gourds, if you want, you can put tomato, onion, then you can put some red chillies or green chillies, salt, pepper, sugar and some green neem leaves. Then green neems leaves were bitter so, his name was Roshan he made the bitter gourd, puri salad, he put some oil and some hen meat. The hen meat was like a hen so his mother Amritanandmai deviki Svisi nanda and his father name was Jeevana King Sumashi and the queen Nandamai deviki. Amritanandmai deviki was a hard working lady.

The lady was very sensitive. Amritanandamai deviki was the queen of the center of Vishwa Vidya bala. Vishwa Vidya bala was a very cruel person. He was very angry with the kingdom. The kingdom was full of animals. The army was so scared of that King. That King's name was Shri Vakudama. Everybody didn't want to call the King Shri Vakudama. The people didn't want to call the queen Nandamai deviki.

24 June 2010 - Thursday

Three years ago there was a girl named "Marsella." Marsella was a girl who lived in the village with her grandparents and her mother and her father, chacha, chachi and baby brother and baby girl. The baby girl started to cry because she was hungry and she wanted to eat some fruits. The fruits were not tasty. The fruits actually had nuts and it was squishy too with red ants and black ants coming out.

23 June 2010 - Wednesday

Five years ago there was two kids in the Agrosim's village. His village was not cleaned up. His village was not cleaned up. His village was crazy but the people were okay. The village had some frogs and some giraffes and elephants and calves of the elephants. Then there were worried about their daughter the princess and the king and a cat. The cat's name was Sarafina, the princess's name Analeese. Analeese had some demons coming into Coimbatore station so Analeese had to tell price Ayodhyamann that we have to go to the station to buy some fruits, red apples, red chillies.

love....Maia Kutty

22nd June 2010 - Tuesday

Sometime ago there was a girl who lived in Agroval's village. His village was not clean. People had littered things they did not want. They threw plastic bottles and cans. Those cans are very sticky. There was a small button which people pressed. They pressed the button hard. The button was loose and about to fall. It was not strong enough for people to break it. They had a small puppy who was in Agroval's village. His village was now tidy and they were about to have a party. Then Agroval's name was "Chandrasekhan" he saw some more garbage lying on the party floors. The floors again needed to be cleaned again, so they had to cancel the party. Chandrashekhan now was a kind king, he said sorry to the people. The people said that it's okay. Then they had a wedding anniversary. Chandrashekhan had to marry his wife. His wife was so glittered. I like parties, parties are fun, she giggled to Chandrashekhan. Chandrashekhan was happy. He was happy also, then wife name was "Mahabaipur."

21 June 2010 - Monday

Some days ago there was a man in a village going to the train station. The train station was too far for that old man. Old man was tired, he did not want to miss his train but he missed his train. It was too late, then one madam told the train driver, stop!stop! I remember one uncle " Rajabhaiya Andhramaj" who lives in a kutti called "Angroville." Angroville was a kutti center where there were flowers blooming and beautiful spiders coming out of the flowers and pretty honeybees and beautiful houses with colour paints. The colour paints were actually poisonous but the people would get flowers from the market and put them on the roofs and fans and can put them on the door on the picture too. They can stick tape and do anything.

10 June 2010 - Thursday

#1) One day a man called chief warden, he brought his two sons along with him. His sons were very naughty. Chief warden's sons used to go to play with their friends, they were new friends. The news friends names are Sreenithibala and Kumakarla, Jeevan, Zeebala, Dirumathi and Thirumunrti and Deewana, Chitramota, Chaavindra, Srikittybala, Navooshna, Srebatanala Tuka. Then all the friends names are written in English.

English is the best language for all the children to learn. Tamil, Malayalam, Kannada and Hindi, Marathi all these 5 numbers should not be corrected. Only one language is correct, only English is the best language for all the children, and all the teachers, all the father and mothers, all the people should know English. Not Tamil, Tamil, Tamil and Malayalam, Malayalam.

#2) Some days ago, there were 3 people in one car who were driving very fast. Those people were very smart. They were not English speaking people. All the people should speak English. English is the best, best language. Hindi and English the best. No other child, father, mother, grandfather, grandmother, chacha, chachi, dadu, dadi, everybody should know English. Not even a single bit.

#3) Brinjal paratha:

You need oil, some brinjals (10), capsicum, some chillie, some pepper, some sugar, some water. Cut them neatly, you should not cut off your finger. You should cut it neatly and put it in your kadai. You need a very sharp knife to cut them neatly and you need a recipe book for that.

Onion paratha:

You need onions, oil, red chillies and green chillies, some pepper, some salt some haldi powder and some onions, at least 20 onions you need. You need carrot tomato, cucumber, bitter gourd, radish. You have to finish one bottle of oil. Stir it nicely with some masala and stir it as fast as you can.

7 June 2010 - Monday

#1) One day there was a man sitting on a cow. That cow was in really bad pain. He felt sad because his cow was very bad. His name was "Chachuralla." Chachuralla was a friend of "G.Gopala." G. Gopala was the King of India." India is a country where people sleep, they are tired, they sleep for one hour, then they sleep for hundred hours. The the cow started to run. Then one man called "Ramuchacha" fell asleep.

#2) One day one man had no food. He decided to tell mum, lets buy onions from the store and lets make onion paratha. Onion paratha is my favourite said the uncle. The uncle was very tired, and he wanted to sit at home. Mum said no "shut-up" you come with me or else I will beat you. then that uncle said to mom, don't shout, I have a gift for you. That gift I will not tell you, I will just tell "Tamil Chelven." The auntie asked uncle who is that "Tamil Chelven?"

3 June 2010 - Thursday

There was Venus and her leaders. Her leaders were keeping a eye on the trees and cars and all the animals and buckets. Then the mountain said you cannot fly away, the mountain said soldiers you cannot go away. So the soldiers said yes, we will listen to you and go in a line. Venus can fly, the soldiers can fly but Venus said silly mountain you cannot fly in the sky like a bird, only we can fly.

2 June 2010 - Wednesday

#1) One day there was a girl, that girl was in a sari, that sari was in pink colour. That colour can disappear easily. So her mother said you must not call your daddy, don't speak to your daddy. On Tuesday you will have a holiday and it will be Diwali time, diwali is fun. There will be a new teacher in your class. Don't miss me, I will come back tomorrow.

#2) One day there was a elephant sitting with a ostrich. They were 2 talking friends. The 2 talking friends, the elephant Buntoo was sleeping and the ostrich said let me lay 8 eggs. The other ostrich already laid her eggs. Then she did her su..su and poo..pooo.The she said the elephant will wake up at 4pm, then I should go to my house and lay some more eggs and do su...su.. and poo...pooo. But then the mother ostrich called out to daddy ostrich. Daddy ostrich said yes we should go for a party. Wake brother, baby and sister baby and brother and sister. Then mother said let me put eyeliner on baby sister, also on baby brother. Then daddy put on baby's favourite pink dress. Then mother told daddy ostrich to put on her white necklace as it matches her shoes.

1 June 2010 - Tuesday

#1) One day there was a blue colour fish. That blue colour fish had its parents and they went to the shop at Gandhipuram. Mama and brother blue fish said daddy blue fish you should get rid of your "veshti" now. Then brother blue fish said you should get a watch for mother and father. Then you should buy one more thing, it is called a pressure cooker, but be careful of one guarding monster. The brother blue fish said okay mother and father. Then mother and father thought of a good plan. The plan was, mother blue fish said to daddy blue fish, I want to get married so I could get a baby brother and a baby girl, so I can be free next month when they are 9 years old, but daddy blue fish said that you can only get married in June.

#2) One day there was a father elephant and a mother elephant and a baby elephant. The mother elephant said that we should get a dog. But daddy elephant it is not possible to get a elephant dog. Then the mother elephant said we should get a elephant dog and a elephant cat. Then daddy elephant said what a great idea, I am really so sorry to tell you this, lets get a elephant pet dog.

#3) One day there was a giant crocodile in the pond. That giant crocodile was sleeping. The crocodile was fast asleep. The mama crocodile said wake up daddy crocodile, its time for us to leave for the party and mama elephant told daddy elephant to wake up brother elephant and sister elephant and baby elephant. Give them a shiny bath, brother and sister will take their own bath. But mama crocodile said you must give baby crocodile a shiny bath and put on her red and black and pink dress. She wanted to put on the pink dress and give her red dress to her best friend "Marliea."

28 May 2010 - Friday

One day one bird saw chocoberries , the chocoberries she wanted to try, but she could not try because her parents would scold her. Chocoberry aunty said you cannot eat anything, shut up. She said i am so sorry, I did not mean to say that word. Chocoberry aunty said you can go anywhere, but tell your mother. You can go to Ranthambhore national park, you can go anywhere, but be careful of the tigers.

21 May 2010 - Friday (Stories narrated in Yercaud, at our friends home "saanidhiya.")

1) One day there was a man in a village, he had no food, no money, no jewelry, but he said "I am really hungry, shall i kill down a crow?" Let me take a sword and kill it. Then he killed that daddy crow and took it to his family and said "now on you should kill down all the crows and parrots."

2) One day a man said that I need food, I need food. Then his head let me pluck red chillies, but I don't have water. The water was cold. The water was not filtered. Then one man came and said do you want many bottles, he said yes, his name was "Yashodanal." Yashodanal was a kind poor man, but no parents, he had to kill down crows and he died some days ago.

20 May 2010 - Thursday

1) One day a man was eating Gulmohar flowers. That man, he loved the Gulmohar flowers, he said let me pluck more and eat. He had a stomach pain while he ate it. Then he went to the toilet, the toilet was dirty.

2) One day there was a man eating ice cream. He ate mango ice-cream. He said to himself, I just love it a lot. I just don't feel like stopping. I don't feel like eating anything, just mango ice cream. Mango ice cream is my favourite flavour it has chocobar with "quaelo" it is a flavour, that many people like.

3) One day there was a giraffe in the zoo. The shopkeeper brought apples and cherries. The cherry man brought orange cherries, but the 2nd man didn't bring apples. The apples were rotten so he didn't bring them. The giraffe loved the organge cherries. The orange cherries were very tasty. The shop keeper said let me go to the zoo and check if apples are there. Then apples were not there, the people said you need to bring any kind of fruits which the giraffes like. They like apples, cherries, tomatoes, onions, capsicums, cucumber, mangoes, pineapples, papayas, musk melons and watermelons.

4) One day there was a lion sleeping under a shady tree. The tree was full of apples. He said let me pluck one apple and throw it on the deers body. The deer didn't like it, so the lion decided that you should not pluck apples said the lion. The lion didn't hear, so the mummy lion said, come on dad we should go to the store. We must go to the apple store. The apple store had no more fruits. The fruits had disappeared after then, the mother lion said what a shame we did not come early, because of you.

5) The mummy lion was telling the daddy lion that you must wear your "veshti" (in the tamil language spoken in the state of Tamil Nadu in South India) worn by men (quote: It is a rectangular piece of unstitched cloth, usually around 7 yards long, wrapped around the waist and the legs, and knotted at the waist. unquote) The mother lion said, the daddy lion said why mummy, you cannot speak properly. Then the mother lion had 9 cubs in her stomach. The mother said, I will keep my babies inside my stomach and I will go for the party. The party was crowded, but we cannot go for the party said daddy. The daddy said it is too late to go for the party, we didn't listen, because of you crazy mother. Then the mother was dead, then the father cried...wee...wee...weee

18 May 2010 - Tuesday

1) There are many wildebeests and three lions going to catch 5 wildebeests. The first one is not catching a wildebeest, the third one is catching the wildebeest. Then there was a brown colour snake, then there were 300 tigers, 2 elephants, 2 giraffes, 395 rhinos and 95 hippopotamuses.

2) One day there were 300 and 500 butterflies eating 9 dinosaurs. The dinosaur went away, and said I don't like this forest, I should go away to another forest and find some food. Then the dinosaur mummy told him that you must draw a picture.

There was a man eating ice-cream, the man said what are you silly dinosaur doing here? I can defeat people. Then the dinosaur said try to defeat me, then he pushed the dinosaur's leg and he said ouch.

3) One day there were many elephants in the garden. The garden was full of elephants. The elephant sanctuary was a bad place for people, it was hot, it was raining some days ago, some people died, some people didn't die, some people went to the ice-cream shop and got three ice-creams for one family and 9000 ice-creams for one uncle.

4) One day there was a flower dancing and the flower became a potato. Many flowers become into any kind of fruit or vegetable and people buy them and wash them with creamy oil. The oil is very bad so people take a bunch of grapes and rinse it....the words are abra-ca-dabra magical box open fast. The magical box opened in 3 hours and the magical box became old.

12 May 2010 - Wednesday

1) There is a old movie in Mumbai, India. There are many actors and actresses. The actors names are:

1) shahid kapoor

2) saif ali khan

3) sharukh khan

4) Akshay

5) Abhishek

6) John

7) Ranbir Kapoor

1) Priyanka Chopra

2) Aishwarya

3) Rani

4) Kajol

5) Deepika

6) Priti Zinta

7) Shilpa Shetty

8) Shamita Shetty

2) Japan is a very cool place for people to rest and sleep. there is no ordinary child who has come to Japan. they say this girl is new from India, that girl's name was Ardra (her classmate in Upper Kg) she lived in India in flutter field where butterflies lived. butterflies were very kind to the people and fairy god mother. there were many fairy god mothers in India and America there two only.

3) Advertisement of U.C.Berkeley: my dad used to live there, rat uncle, girish uncle, dg uncle, my mother sunali kumar, Shobz aunty kumar, my brother.

U.C. Berkeley was a good place for people to work over there.People used to buy roses, other kinds of flowers like Jasmine, mogra, tuberose, sunflowers, marigold, lotus, Lilly. Many people used to like Chennai.

8 May 2010 - Saturday

1) These flowers are very bad, there are so many poisonous flowers in the garden with lotuses. There are too many flowers and they have to be made into medicines. People should pluck the medicine. Annual flowers at the pain garden gmail.com. There are too many flowers in the Regin garden with annual flowers. The doctor makes medicine from the cherry flowers.

2) Today there were many animals in the garden. The garden was full of beautiful currant flowers which can destroy animals to death. The father fox ran and brought the elephant down to death. After what happened about the killing, some people took it to a place where are cut from China@center.com 4388298.

3) There are many eagles and vultures in Africa and U.C. Berkeley. U.C. Berkeley was a nice place for people to sleep, but few things happened. An eagle was in danger in U.C. Berkeley. U.C. Berkeley was a nice place, but people died there in two months. People had to get rid of the camels in U.C. Berkeley 348.

Some dotcoms:

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29 April 2010 - Thursday

Two days ago there were two people going on a motorcycle.His father was dead otherwise. His parents were there, they took a bubble bath and they did not know what happened in the colony. Everybody will see that Maia kutty has her own numbers. 90343700, 256627839394 0-@gmail.com 347084553297052693, 53270835, 9047084566, 9047084577.

26 April 2010 - Monday

A lion and a tiger cub went to the jungle. They met 2 cubs, those cubs were bad, because there were few tigers in India, because thousands and thousands of tigers are not there.

25 April 2010 - Sunday

One day there was a boy. The boy lived in a house. That house was scary. That house became a man and he said poor boy, I want to help this boy. The mother cow and the mother goat said, what a nice boy this is. The mother goat said I am very hungry. The mother goat had a baby and Lord Vishnu blessed her and she had 3 kids.

23 April 2010 - Friday

One day a small girl went to the forest to buy mangoes and apples to eat. But her mother didn't scold her. She bought 20 mangoes in one basket. In the basket there were 5 laddoos and 3 apples and 3 grapes and 3 bananas and 3 sweet limes.

One day Meenakshi went to the forest and bought a TV. The TV was orange colour, she brought boom boxes home, they were pink, yellow white.

Moneky met a friend. Meenakshi was his friend, but he used to be a terribly bad monkey with his eyes open. His eyes were black, his body was red. Those colours mixed up. They decided to become oragne, black, white, pink, purpole, peachy pink.

Meenakshi picked up a rose from the rose garden. The garden was beautiful. She said let me take more roses for mama (mother.) I think mama will not scold me. I hope mama doesn't scold me and gives me 3 laddoos a day. She decided yes you may have laddoos. Very good my child you picked up roses from down. Yes, mum. Very good beta, (child) I will give you 3 laddoos a day and chocolate.

18 April 2010 - Sunday

One day there was a small boy in the village sleeping, and
the village people said what a tiny boy. It could be a small baby. When the
baby was waking up then the man said please can we serve you food? Yes of
course you can serve me only. If you can give me some break, cheese and
butter. Then my son came and said oh, good lady we want to serve yo in my
house.

12 April 2010 - Monday

#1) One day an elephant went on a cow. That elephant saw a big box full jizzy cherries (special cherries from which you make cherry juice.) and the elephant saw an ant in the cot. The special cot was sleeping on a sofa full of jazzy men. The elephant was on the tree.

#2) One day a small baby ant went on a climber, the climber was full of grapes. The grapes were orange in colour and the oranges were red in colour and they all mixed up and made fruit salad. The salad was orange and white. After you put it in the fridge mother said please, please listen to me, then Chotha Bheem has a 5 laddoos a day.

3 April 2010 - Saturday

Maia's mango paratha (like a tortilla) recipe.

Ingredients:

capsicum (bell pepper) paste

green masala

tomatoes

red chillies

special mango atta (flour)

Method:

Make atta the following way: green chillies, tomatoes, red chili paste. Few pieces of capsicum, cherries and mangoes and grapes. Grind all this.

Put some sweet lime, put tiny pieces of carrot and put few pieces of special kind of hairbands. Mango paratha ready :-)

Tomato Paratha:

First make roti (tortilla) and some bhel puri, put green chillies and spicey things and put some special kind of sunflowers. Then put water and make some paste out of bhel puri. Put 3 cups of jam and make some .... (incomplete)

#3) One day a crocodile went on a lake and the crocodile said, I am going to my native place to get some hot buns for my grandmother. My grandmother said if you don't get any hot buns, I will ruin your life. The poor witch crocodile said, "I am very hungry and I am going to eat you said Mr. Brown." Mr. Brown said don't come back or I will ruin your crap life. Then one elephant came and said why are you not sleeping? I am having a stomach pain. After stomach pain, mummy elephant said, drink some milk. The mother said eat some delicious tablets made out of chili. After the stomach pain disappeared, naughty elephant went to the park.

#4) One day a monkey went to the store and bought some bananas. Then the money made a peacock friend. The peacock said, now we are best friends.

12 April 2010 - Monday

#1) One day an elephant went on a cow. That elephant saw a big box full jizzy cherries (special cherries from which you make cherry juice.) and the elephant saw an ant in the cot. The special cot was sleeping on a sofa full of jazzy men. The elephant was on the tree.

#2) One day a small baby ant went on a climber, the climber was full of grapes. The grapes were orange in colour and the oranges were red in colour and they all mixed up and made fruit salad. The salad was orange and white. After you put it in the fridge mother said please, please listen to me, then Chotha Bheem has a 5 laddoos a day.

18 April 2010 - Sunday

One day there was a small boy in the village sleeping, and
the village people said what a tiny boy. It could be a small baby. When the
baby was waking up then the man said please can we serve you food? Yes of
course you can serve me only. If you can give me some break, cheese and
butter. Then my son came and said oh, good lady we want to serve yo in my
house.

23 April 2010 - Friday

One day a small girl went to the forest to buy mangoes and apples to eat. But her mother didn't scold her. She bought 20 mangoes in one basket. In the basket there were 5 laddoos and 3 apples and 3 grapes and 3 bananas and 3 sweet limes.

One day Meenakshi went to the forest and bought a TV. The TV was orange colour, she brought boom boxes home, they were pink, yellow white.

Moneky met a friend. Meenakshi was his friend, but he used to be a terribly bad monkey with his eyes open. His eyes were black, his body was red. Those colours mixed up. They decided to become oragne, black, white, pink, purpole, peachy pink.

Meenakshi picked up a rose from the rose garden. The garden was beautiful. She said let me take more roses for mama (mother.) I think mama will not scold me. I hope mama doesn't scold me and gives me 3 laddoos a day. She decided yes you may have laddoos. Very good my child you picked up roses from down. Yes, mum. Very good beta, (child) I will give you 3 laddoos a day and chocolate.

24 April 2010 - Saturday

Once there was a boy who lived in a house. His parents were not working, his daddy and mummy were out sleeping, outside the main door. The little boy was plucking leaves. Then

the little boy went to his house and ate an apple. Then the monkey boy said he has a bad coin in his father's house.

28 March 2010 - Sunday

JOKES

1) Have you seen a elephant sitting in a tiny box?

2) Have you seen a tiger sitting on a branch? It almost looked like the tiger.

3) Have you seen a giraffe sitting in a nest?

4) Have you seen a rhino sitting on the moon?

5) Have you seen a hippopotamus sitting in a house full of water?

#1) One day a bird was sitting on a tree. The bird was saying "I feel like singing." It was a koel (a bird.)The koel sang sweetly. Then the elephant came and trumpet on the roof, then the elephant had a new born calf. The new born calf said "na na na na." Again the koel sang happily and went away. The elephant said ooo golden bird give me some water to drink. The tiger said I want to get my tail cleaned. A man had a dress like a tiger, the man wore the tiger dress. He said I look perfect like a tiger.

Ooh! something is not right, my buttons and zip is not fit. Ooh! I made a mistake, that old man said. He was all very cold, he wanted to eat some fish, but fish was not available. My father came and my mother came and my brother came and my sister came and my grandfather came and my grandmother came and my chacha, chachi (uncle, auntie) came. They all said I don't have any food, I don't have any food. My mother said we have carrots and tomatoes. My brother said we have carrots and brinjals, my sister said we have lots of good tomatoes and there were no beautiful sunflowers.

The sunflowers were very old and sick. The roses were shinny and bright, the jasmines were pretty. My father loved beautiful lotuses. The lotuses were almost blooming and the lotuses were pink and white. My father loved red and cherry roses.

#2) One day a old man was sitting on a tree. Then the man was very tired. The man fell asleep quickly after the rain came. Nothing happened again. A elephant ran to uncle. Uncle was very afraid. The uncle ran away in fear on his dirty spear. His spear was like a cow. His face was like a jazzy man.

25 March 2010 - Thursday

#1) One day there was an old man walking. The old man was dancing with a old lady. Then suddenly a girl came up and said, why are you dancing people? I am dancing because I want to learn to sing. Lots of people were dancing in the auditorium. My father came and said O golden man, where are you going in the treasure hunt?

One day my mother went to hunt some fish. One uncle was fishing too. Then that uncle was nangu, pangu (naked) so that uncle said o friend, I want to give you some chocolates for sharing his fish. My grandfather went to the store to buy fish and meat and cookies. Uncle said, please give me some red cookies.

#2) One day one uncle went to buy some red cookies to eat in his little village and to share with his mummy and daddy and children. Then my father and mother went to the baniyan (vest) store to buy some panties and lipsticks. One day my mother and father went to the hall to buy some red cookies and milk and cheese, butter brown and yellow cookies to eat in my little village. In my little village I had 4,000 children because Ali Baba and the 40 thieves came quietly and took away the gold and many necklaces.

Then after Ali Baba and the 40 thieves went home, they saw lots of jewelry. After they saw all the jewelry, they went for more jewelry, even more jewelry, even more jewelry. After they saw how the necklace was with Ali Baba and the 40 thieves.

One day Ali Baba saw a house it was like a hospital and Sri Krishna came and Ram's wife. They sat in the hall room and had no food. Ali Baba and the 40 thieves went looking for more laptops and remotes and helicopters. Plastic helicopter for little children to play and baby johnson powder and cream.

Maia turned 6 on 12 March 2010

19 March 2010

One day one boy sat and ate lunch. He ate laddoos. His name was Chotha Bheem. He loved laddoos a lot. His parents said, told him don't go next to princess mausi's house because she has sweet and sour jam laddoos. Then the fire fox came and ate all the laddoos by princess fire fox's house. After the laddoos somebody came and stole princess mausi's laddoos. Then princess mausi came and saw she didn't have any more laddoos to feed the villagers.. love, Maia Kutti.

I love you father and mother.

11 March 2010 - Thursday

#1) My grandmother and me made lots of laddoos. My grandfather said there are many laddoos. My grandmother and grandfather said lets keep them in a basket and feed each laddoo to pony girls and pony boys and pony girls will fly and pony boys will fly up in the sky. My grandmother made delicious sweety juice. All kind of flavour my grandmother will make, grapes, orange, mango, appy, sweet lime, pineapple, watermelon, papaya, all these juices my grandmother and grandfather make.

#2) One day a doll came to Madrin's house. She was a beautiful maid, she was wearing 500 gold coin earrings. Mariana the mermaid went to the seahorse uncle. The seahorse uncle went to the market to buy vegetables. The vegetables were sold out after 2 days. Then my father said don't go next to Mariana the mermaid because she is a dirty mermaid. The mermaid went back home. She went back home because she had lots of high temperature. Her temperature was 45.

JOKE

Have you seen an elephant lady dancing with jewelry and a beautiful sari? That can't be possible, for elephants like me and the father was dressed up in a nice golden vashtee (kind of a waist down sari worn by many men in south India)

7 March 2010

#1) One day the barbie dolls and princes danced for the marriage. Then the baby started to cry because the barbie dolls did not feed them any food. Then suddenly rain started to come. Then the old witch changed the princes into sticks. Then the barbie dolls were turned into cookies. Then their mother and father came, they saw the prince and barbie dolls. The barbie doll was like a cookie and her mother said ooh gosh, my sister is frozen into crumbs. The barbie and the prince swam on the river. Then the prince wore shorts and the barbie put up some lanterns on her ear. Then laptop was stick ed with barbie dolls.

#2) One day a crocodile laid some eggs. The other naughty crocodile took away 3 eggs. Then the babies hatched out of the nest and said, I am very tired and the second crocodile baby was just 7 years old, then the mummy said "aare va" the 2nd baby has grown. The baby said, yes mother, mother said I am going to Mumbai (previously known as Bombay.) The 3rd one was just 5 years old. The first one was just 9 Years old. The 4th one was just 2 years old.

6 March 2010 - Saturday

#1) Once upon a time there was a old man who lived in a village far away flutter field. There were 1,000 butterfly fairies. The fairies disappeared after two days. Then the fairy garden necklace put on a spell to Marybella the queen. Queen of center. She was kind and nice be wilderness in the world. She had lots of money from her world. Then her brother took some magical dreams about his life. Then his father came and drove the car to America State. Then uncle Olive came and said, dearing boy what's your name? My name is Shappie laddoo.

#2) One day Alibaba and the 40 thieves went to a temple full of laddoos and vegetables. Cauliflower, radish, carrot, tomato, onion, drumstick and muruku, biscuit. Then lots of buckets of water and some paints, pink colour paint, red colour paint, blue colour paint, orange colour paint and violet and some laptops and chairs and mirrors and clocks and stools and a nice handbag and lots of beautiful sparkling glasses with a little rose and a barbie doll.

Then they made a cake. First they cut the piece like a pan then they cut a nice shape like a mountain, then they put some pink frosty paint then they put another cake piece then they put frosty paint pink in colour, then they put another piece of salty cooked bread like bakeries bake, then they put the frosting paint again. They put another half piece top then they had cake platters which you can use any of the cake platters.

Auntie used a circle, then she started dancing around. Then she put some frost in the pink paint then she spread the frosting outside the platter cake. Then she smoothened the cake with a piece of paper. It was blue in colour, the piece of paper then she smoothened it inside also. Then she put it in a special kind of freezer. It was with a ribbon and it was almost like a glass. Then they had a wrapped barbie doll, then they had a frozen one then auntie pressed the frozen spots on her stomach then over her shoulders, then over her back, then all over her bottom.

On the cake auntie had put little, little starts and the tiny est star. Then for a fairy princess, auntie put a magical wand and a birthday hat.

#3) One day a barbie doll out of plastic, she went on a magical car with a trolley and her puppy and kitten. When the barbie reached the swimming pool, her puppy and kitten, her puppy wore shorts. The kitten wore a bikini. Barbie doll also wore a bikini. Then her barbie doll friends were also there, so they were having a good time with their puppies and friends and kittens and dolls. Then so many princes, the princes wore shorts, then many princes and many barbie dolls were dancing with the sand flowing to the sea. Then radio was going on.

#4) The the princes said, I want to marry all the barbie dolls. Then all the prince had laptops and all the barbie dolls looked at the many princes laptops. Each one of the barbie dolls that each one of the prince, then the barbie dolls had babies each one of the barbie dolls had a baby girl and a baby boy. Then the prince had a 10 year old son.

#5) One day all the princes and barbie dolls, each one of the barbie dolls and the prince and each one of the prince had 1 ten year old son. Then each one of the barbie doll had a puppy dog and a little kitten. Each one of the barbie doll had a baby girl and a baby boy. Each one of the barbie doll had each one of the umbrellas, each one of them had dark pink and light pink umbrellas. Then the prince said I want to marry you. All the barbie dolls said okay, marry me.

7 March 2010

#1) One day the barbie dolls and princes danced for the marriage. Then the baby started to cry because the barbie dolls did not feed them any food. Then suddenly rain started to come. Then the old witch changed the princes into sticks. Then the barbie dolls were turned into cookies. Then their mother and father came, they saw the prince and barbie dolls. The barbie doll was like a cookie and her mother said ooh gosh, my sister is frozen into crumbs. The barbie and the prince swam on the river. Then the prince wore shorts and the barbie put up some lanterns on her ear. Then laptop was stick ed with barbie dolls.

#2) One day a crocodile laid some eggs. The other naughty crocodile took away 3 eggs. Then the babies hatched out of the nest and said, I am very tired and the second crocodile baby was just 7 years old, then the mummy said "aare va" the 2nd baby has grown. The baby said, yes mother, mother said I am going to Mumbai (previously known as Bombay.) The 3rd one was just 5 years old. The first one was just 9 Years old. The 4th one was just 2 years old.

11 March 2010 - Thursday

#1) My grandmother and me made lots of laddoos. My grandfather said there are many laddoos. My grandmother and grandfather said lets keep them in a basket and feed each laddoo to pony girls and pony boys and pony girls will fly and pony boys will fly up in the sky. My grandmother made delicious sweety juice. All kind of flavour my grandmother will make, grapes, orange, mango, appy, sweet lime, pineapple, watermelon, papaya, all these juices my grandmother and grandfather make.

#2) One day a doll came to Madrin's house. She was a beautiful maid, she was wearing 500 gold coin earrings. Mariana the mermaid went to the seahorse uncle. The seahorse uncle went to the market to buy vegetables. The vegetables were sold out after 2 days. Then my father said don't go next to Mariana the mermaid because she is a dirty mermaid. The mermaid went back home. She went back home because she had lots of high temperature. Her temperature was 45.

JOKE

Have you seen an elephant lady dancing with jewelry and a beautiful sari? That can't be possible, for elephants like me and the father was dressed up in a nice golden vashtee (kind of a waist down sari worn by many men in south India)

25 March 2010 - Thursday

#1) One day there was an old man walking. The old man was dancing with a old lady. Then suddenly a girl came up and said, why are you dancing people? I am dancing because I want to learn to sing. Lots of people were dancing in the auditorium. My father came and said O golden man, where are you going in the treasure hunt?

One day my mother went to hunt some fish. One uncle was fishing too. Then that uncle wasnangu, pangu (naked) so that uncle said o friend, I want to give you some chocolates for sharing his fish. My grandfather went to the store to buy fish and meat and cookies. Uncle said, please give me some red cookies.

#2) One day one uncle went to buy some red cookies to eat in his little village and to share with his mummy and daddy and children. Then my father and mother went to the baniyan (vest) store to buy some panties and lipsticks. One day my mother and father went to the hall to buy some red cookies and milk and cheese, butter brown and yellow cookies to eat in my little village. In my little village I had 4,000 children because Ali Baba and the 40 thieves came quietly and took away the gold and many necklaces.

Then after Ali Baba and the 40 thieves went home, they saw lots of jewelry. After they saw all the jewelry, they went for more jewelry, even more jewelry, even more jewelry. After they saw how the necklace was with Ali Baba and the 40 thieves.

One day Ali Baba saw a house it was like a hospital and Sri Krishna came and Ram's wife. They sat in the hall room and had no food. Ali Baba and the 40 thieves went looking for more laptops and remotes and helicopters. Plastic helicopter for little children to play and baby johnsonpowder and cream.

28 March 2010 - Sunday

JOKES

1) Have you seen a elephant sitting in a tiny box?

2) Have you seen a tiger sitting on a branch? It almost looked like the tiger.

3) Have you seen a giraffe sitting in a nest?

4) Have you seen a rhino sitting on the moon?

5) Have you seen a hippopotamus sitting in a house full of water?

#1) One day a bird was sitting on a tree. The bird was saying "I feel like singing." It was a koel (a bird.)The koel sang sweetly. Then the elephant came and trumpet on the roof, then the elephant had a new born calf. The new born calf said "na na na na." Again the koel sang happily and went away. The elephant said ooo golden bird give me some water to drink. The tiger said I want to get my tail cleaned. A man had a dress like a tiger, the man wore the tiger dress. He said I look perfect like a tiger.

Ooh! something is not right, my buttons and zip is not fit. Ooh! I made a mistake, that old man said. He was all very cold, he wanted to eat some fish, but fish was not available. My father came and my mother came and my brother came and my sister came and my grandfather came and my grandmother came and my chacha, chachi (uncle, auntie) came. They all said I don't have any food, I don't have any food. My mother said we have carrots and tomatoes. My brother said we have carrots and brinjals, my sister said we have lots of good tomatoes and there were no beautiful sunflowers.

The sunflowers were very old and sick. The roses were shinny and bright, the jasmines were pretty. My father loved beautiful lotuses. The lotuses were almost blooming and the lotuses were pink and white. My father loved red and cherry roses.

#2) One day a old man was sitting on a tree. Then the man was very tired. The man fell asleep quickly after the rain came. Nothing happened again. A elephant ran to uncle. Uncle was very afraid. The uncle ran away in fear on his dirty spear. His spear was like a cow. His face was like a jazzy man.

2010

8 Jan 2010 - Friday

Into the glowing white story, there was a fish in the yamuna banks. So the man came and caught the beautiful golden white fish from the yamuna river. One girl went to the bank of the cold yamuna lake. One girl was shivering in the land of the yamuna river. The river was icy cold and babies were eating butter.

29 December 2009 - Tuesday (In Pune)

#1) A boy was in the land with a beautiful boat on the water for the crocodiles to eat up. Because the crocodile went into a golden silver chammy, because there was a princess dancing in the jaskerae ballroom. Now there was a golden shitra pavilion and there was a dancer dancing in the ballroom for 20 hours. Then the prince and princess danced in the dancing room and put a dot on the quall.

#2) The little girl lived in a village happily singing a beautiful song. The little bad yamuna demon was called lutappi. Dalia the little girl's mother called out and said Dalia. Then lutappi took away Dalia happily in the yamuna forest, and Krishna and Balaram went to the captain demon lutappi and caught Dalia and Dalia was saved from the 12 March.

#3) One day there was a old man feeding monkey in the jungle. So Granbie Buklam fed the elephants drama kind ice-cream.

JOKES

#1) Have you seen an elephant sitting on a plastic bag?

#2) Have you seen a giraffe sitting in the suitcase?

#3) Have you seen a hippo standing on the fan?

#4) Have you seen a giraffe dancing like a bhandari?

#5) Here, there was a little hippopotamus eating grass in the yamuna forest. In the back-ground a lioness and lion were dancing in the golden white pavilion.

#6) Have you seen a elephant putting nail polish on his toe nails?

#7) One day there was a hippo living in the yamukal. One day the hippo sat on a donkey.

#8) One day a cheetah was running to catch a wildebeest, deer and zebra.

13 December 2009

#1) Into the golden white pavilion there were golden white ducks in the cool water. Santa put his sleigh down, the reindeer were very sick in the cool and white winter. So one lady came out in her nightie and gave hot chocolate and yummy cookies to Santa. Santa danced in the golden pavilion. The golden pavilion was like a beautiful stream in the yamuna river (river in India)Santa saw the many sparkling seals. Then Santa decided to give each present to the sparkling seals.

Into the white golden pavilion, there was a beautiful swan who had silver wings, black colour body and golden legs, and the swan was beautiful with silver sparklings on his chest. The sparkling orange was like a big orange.

#2) Santa gave each present to the penguins who lived in the icy snow. The snow became shivering, Santa went home. He did not want to deliver the presents, so Santa decided not to bring presents everyday. He took his presents away from the North pole and became very old. Then the sparkling shivering small Krishna and Balaram baby, so the golden white pavilion started into golden pavilion. Big creep open (name of the bear) opened the door gently. So Santa gave some nice shoes and a walking stick. I like the walking stick when my old parents come they can use the walking stick in my old house. I always like my walking stick because my auntie always comes every weekend. So Christmas, idd was over, then new year came. Santa disappeared after few days. Santa became very old, he was supposed to die but he didn't want to die. Santa's parents didn't want to die. Santa's parents were very happy to see his best child in the world.

29 December 2009 - Tuesday (In Pune)

#1) A boy was in the land with a beautiful boat on the water for the crocodiles to eat up. Because the crocodile went into a golden silver chammy, because there was a princess dancing in thejaskerae ballroom. Now there was a golden shitra pavilion and there was a dancer dancing in the ballroom for 20 hours. Then the prince and princess danced in the dancing room and put a dot on the quall.

#2) The little girl lived in a village happily singing a beautiful song. The little bad yamuna demon was called lutappi. Dalia the little girl's mother called out and said Dalia. Then lutappi took away Dalia happily in the yamuna forest, and Krishna and Balaram went to the captain demon lutappiand caught Dalia and Dalia was saved from the 12 March.

#3) One day there was a old man feeding monkey in the jungle. So Granbie Buklam fed the elephants drama kind ice-cream.

JOKES

#1) Have you seen an elephant sitting on a plastic bag?

#2) Have you seen a giraffe sitting in the suitcase?

#3) Have you seen a hippo standing on the fan?

#4) Have you seen a giraffe dancing like a bhandari?

#5) Here, there was a little hippopotamus eating grass in the yamuna forest. In the back-ground a lioness and lion were dancing in the golden white pavilion.

#6) Have you seen a elephant putting nail polish on his toe nails?

#7) One day there was a hippo living in the yamukal. One day the hippo sat on a donkey.

#8) One day a cheetah was running to catch a wildebeest, deer and zebra.

Maia turns 5 years and 8 months old.

29 November 2009 - Sunday

#1) Balaram is the big brother. When he was small he used to go to a baby dungeon. Then Mayavi came out suddenly because he had an invitation to go with is mother and Krishna. His father was wondering because Krishna and Balaram were fighting with Anapur uncle. Suddenly, Krishna dropped mangoes on the floors everywhere.

#2) Balaram had a mango in his hand. Suddenly Krishna came out from the bathroom. Balaram's mother sliced some apple and guava. Balaram's father was eating pineapple. Then suddenly came Balaram's grandfather and grandmother.

#3) Balaram went to the park and he was searching for Krishna. Balaram's mother came up to Balaram and said where is Krishna? Suddenly, Krishna came up and told his mother to buy some fruits for him, apple, banana, pineapple, guava, and Balaram wanted to eat many vegetables, cabbage, cauliflower, tomato, onion.

JOKES

#1) Have you seen a zebra like a lady wearing nail polish like a lady?

#2) A zebra is like a lady or uncle. Because the lady or uncle look like a ball. Then suddenly came a Cheetah. The the Cheetah was trying to take off the lady's panty, then the poo, poo came out of the lady's panty.

#3) A lion was sitting on a pot. Suddenly came a giant lion, so that giant lion praped that lion. The mother lion sat on the pot and saw the main lion. The lioness white in colour.

#4) A white colour tiger caught a zebra. A zebra ran away because of the white tiger. Because why the zebra ran away, because three lions, 2 tigers, 4 cheetahs caught the baby zebra.

2 September 2009 - Wednesday

#1) There was a girl who lived in a hut so when the girl came, her mother came and gave her some bread and jam. So her mother didn't like her. So her mother asked her father that what can I do? Then I will give you some bread and toast. When I give you bread and toast, I will be so hungry. I will want to make ice-cream. When I am finished, I will want to make a sandwich. When I am done, I will want a cookie to go with it.

#2) There was a boy who lived in the castle. So that boy left his shirt and his button to stitch, and he forgot his mother didn't ask him to go out. Then my father didn't listen so he went to the castle and saw his button and he was going to make the biggest sandwich in the world. Then his mother came and told rot to eat sandwich. If you give him the sandwich he will want a cookie mix. If you are finished with the cookie you will have to ask your mother to buy. Then your aaja (grandfather in Marathi language which is spoke in the state of Maharashtra) will say not to bring the cake.

#3) There was a tiger who lived in a the jungle. When he was walking he saw an old man who's walking past the village. Then my father didn't come so I left the house because I didn't have the key to go out and play. Then I went to the castle and saw a big chameleon. When I saw the Chameleon, it was very cold outside so I left the building and ran outside. My father didn't listen.

24 August 2009 - Monday

The cat was sitting under the sheet. So while amma, chica, one girl ola chica. Then que allah went to the clock house and got one clock for Sasha. Sasha forgot the refund paper. So Harshita wanted a gift so Devika called upon the hat. The clock had battery in its mouth so Devika didn't listen to her mother and her father got upset. While Devika was walking to her mother's village then her father saw Devika walking to the store. So Devika had big, big ice-cream cone.

18 August 2009 - Tuesday

#1) There was one girl, the girl decided about to go to Chennai. Then her big sister told not to go because soon there will be lightning two hours. Somebody called big sister and the big sister opened the door and her aunty came for a visit to stay with Jana. Jana was a tall girl. She decided to not go in the forest.

#2) One brother called doggie. Doggie didn't want to come. Doggie asked that why you didn't come, so Gina's family came to see the doggie, so Jhala called her mother for a cake. So Jalna forgot her sweet lime. Janala forgot her puppy dog.

13 August 2009 - Thursday

#1) That baby Mala, she was in Lala's tummy. One boy called Imkaas followed his grandfather bujeebul and his bujeebul uncle forced two return with a doggie. So one uncle died and he flew away and one puppy was crying then that....(incomplete)

10 August 2009 - Monday

#1) Krishna likes his favourite food..butter. His father Yashoda wanted Krishna to come back from Balaram's house, so Balaram's friend Narad, decided his father likes to go to the park.

#2) Yogamaya his father decided to take Yogamaya to the pharmacy. So, Krishna saw food to eat. One day Krishna saw a giraffe, a python saw the giraffe. There were many butterflies flying and there were some chrysanthemums.

#3) Rose has many petals, Chrysanthemums has many petals. Bougainvilleas has few petals. Marigold has many petals. Water Lilly has many petals.

#4) Vegetables grown under the ground. Radish, carrot, onion, beetroot, potatoes grow under the ground. Have you seen tigers body? Do you see Krishna anywhere? There was a bald man, so Krishna decided not to come to this park. So there were some Leopards catching him. So Krishna called Balaraman, so father did not like to go to the park.

#5) Where do cats live? What do kittens eat? Rat. Where do dogs stay? What puppies eat?

4 August 2009 - Tuesday

#1) There was a girl called Las a Lila. Then one princess was excited and one magical prince came up and she gave the princess a kiss. A tree was full of gulmohars (aka may flower tree). Then it was a rainy morning so Las a Lila was excited. She loved to dance in the rain, so her mother didn't know what to do with Las a Lila. So her father recovered his baby brother. Then Las a Lila had a flute.

#2) Krishna was with his parents. His dad decided to go to China. Then Krishna had in the train, he palyed the flute. So his mother told Krishna not to play with your flute. So Krishna danced in the train.

#3) Krishna saw a mountain with full of trees. Krishna went up the mountain, then Las a lila, then Krishna and Las a Lila danced in the forest. There was one tiger so Krishna called his brother Balleramae. Las a Lila hold Krishna's flute, then Krishna was brave. Krishna wanted Las a lIla her own flute. Krishna had a baby called Yogamaya.

10 August 2009 - Monday

#1) Krishna likes his favourite food..butter. His father Yashoda wanted Krishna to come back from Balaram's house, so Balaram's friend Narad, decided his father likes to go to the park.

#2) Yogamaya his father decided to take Yogamaya to the pharmacy. So, Krishna saw food to eat. One day Krishna saw a giraffe, a python saw the giraffe. There were many butterflies flying and there were some chrysanthemums.

#3) Rose has many petals, Chrysanthemums has many petals. Bougainvilleas has few petals. Marigold has many petals. Water Lilly has many petals.

#4) Vegetables grown under the ground. Radish, carrot, onion, beetroot, potatoes grow under the ground. Have you seen tigers body? Do you see Krishna anywhere? There was a bald man, so Krishna decided not to come to this park. So there were some Leopards catching him. So Krishna called Balaraman, so father did not like to go to the park.

#5) Where do cats live? What do kittens eat? Rat. Where do dogs stay? What puppies eat?

13 August 2009 - Thursday

#1) That baby Mala, she was in Lala's tummy. One boy called Imkaas followed his grandfather bujeebul and his bujeebul uncle forced two return with a doggie. So one uncle died and he flew away and one puppy was crying then that....(incomplete)

18 August 2009 - Tuesday

#1) There was one girl, the girl decided about to go to Chennai. Then her big sister told not to go because soon there will be lightning two hours. Somebody called big sister and the big sister opened the door and her aunty came for a visit to stay with Jana. Jana was a tall girl. She decided to not go in the forest.

#2) One brother called doggie. Doggie didn't want to come. Doggie asked that why you didn't come, so Gina's family came to see the doggie, so Jhala called her mother for a cake. So Jalna forgot her sweet lime. Janala forgot her puppy dog.

24 August 2009 - Monday

The cat was sitting under the sheet. So while amma, chica, one girl ola chica. Then que allah went to the clock house and got one clock for Sasha. Sasha forgot the refund paper. So Harshita wanted a gift so Devika called upon the hat. The clock had battery in its mouth so Devika didn't listen to her mother and her father got upset. While Devika was walking to her mother's village then her father saw Devika walking to the store. So Devika had big, big ice-cream cone.